N.O. Hornets beat the Eastern All-Stars
Tonight while playing my favorite game, NBA 2K7 (the best b-ball sim series), and I thought it might be fun to go a little nutty. I told Load to try to beat me with any team his heart so desired. He chose the Eastern All-Stars.
With the latest updated rosters, the Hornets are by far the worst team in the game. They have a rating for 55 on all counts, which would be defense, offense, and overall. I mean you’d be lucky to beat the Grizzlies shooting lights out.
The Eastern All-tars have a rating of 100 in everything. Long story short, this means they are the best you can be. When you have the likes of Shaq, Lebron, and D-Wayde on the same team you are looking at a trouncing of the highest measure. Then if you get in foul trouble you have Paul Pierce, Gilbert Arenas, and Joe Johnson on the bench.
This sounds like a “slam dunk” if there ever was one. The first game we played I had the lead the entire game, with Chris Paul going nuts on 3’s. In the end, the Eastern All-Stars went on an insane, might I say a lucky run to win by a measly 2 points. Beyond respectable considering the competition.
Load wanted a rematch to be able to beat them even worse. This time I still had the lead the entire game again. Then all of a sudden they made another insane run where they couldn’t miss anything.
The game went into overtime. In overtime, the lowly Hornets took over. Chris Chandler was dunking on a fat, tired Shaq like he was a rag doll. In the end, I pulled out the game and Chandler was the player of the game.
So, that’s how the N.O. Hornets beat the Eastern All-Stars. It could never happen in real life, but hey, I’ll take what I can get.


Haha, I’ve been playing this game nonstop. I loved 2k6 and 2k7 is even better. I’m a Nuggets guy (I do my own trading so my roster is a little off.) At this point I do have Iverson, but I’ve traded Camby, Andre, and a few others, so that my starting five are now Carmello, Iverson, Brad Miller, JR Smith, and Nene. I’m starting Nene because he’s power house under the basket. Anyway, when we come in, I need to play you, because the computer is starting to slack, even on the highest settings. The games are close for about the first quarter and half, and then I just kick it into gear and Carmello takes over. Oh, and Iverson is averaging 17 assists a game too. Challenge offered, hehe.
This is the most boring, useless thing you’ve ever written.
lol, CHRIS, in some ways I would rather have a bunch of average players. Every All-Star has their own unique stupid form that you have to time perfect for them to make it, so blow me.
Load, is that a challenge? You want to be the Hornets and I be the Eastern All-Stars?
Go right ahead, for 3 minute quarters like we played last time, anything could happen. If we would have played on 5, like normally, I would DESTROY you.
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